I need a raise...

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One day an employee sends a letter to his boss..to increase his salary...!!!!!



Dear boss,

A$ all of u$ have read from the new$paper$, the $ingapore economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion....

In thi$ life ,we all need $omething$ mo$t de$peratley...
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ for u$ worker$...who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to ur company...

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean..and re$pond $oon..

Your$ $incerly,

Norman $oh....






The next day the employee recieves a reply to his letter...

Dear NOrman..

I kNOw you have been working very hard, NOwadays NOthing much has changed...
You must have NOticed that our company has NOt been doing well..

NOw the newspaper is saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession..
After the NOvember presidental elections..things turned bad..

I have NOthing more to add NOw,,u kNOw what i mean?


Yours truly..
manager:D
 

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مرحبا بصراحه والله مو فاهم شى من الكلام كله:)


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i think you are tolly rigth.i do have very funy application fllled by a 17 years old american appliying for job for MC.it is realy funny and he at the end get the job.i can e_mail it to you if you are intrested.
Many thanks
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m_eidan

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عاشقة قال:
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss..to increase his salary...!!!!!



Dear boss,

A$ all of u$ have read from the new$paper$, the $ingapore economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion....

In thi$ life ,we all need $omething$ mo$t de$peratley...
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ for u$ worker$...who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to ur company...

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean..and re$pond $oon..

Your$ $incerly,

Norman $oh....






The next day the employee recieves a reply to his letter...

Dear NOrman..

I kNOw you have been working very hard, NOwadays NOthing much has changed...
You must have NOticed that our company has NOt been doing well..

NOw the newspaper is saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession..
After the NOvember presidental elections..things turned bad..

I have NOthing more to add NOw,,u kNOw what i mean?


Yours truly..
manager:D
حلو والله كلمن يكلم الثاني بشي محد يفهمه غيرهم لوووول
والله روعه بدز حق مديري نفس الشي لووول
يا حبوب
اسمحلي اقولك عشان تفهم
الموضوع في موظف يبي يزيد يطلب يزيد راتبة وخايف انه المدير يزفه فقام كتب رسالة يكلمه فيها عن احتياجاته واواوا وكل حرف s حاطه $ يعني علامة الدولار عشان يفهم المدير انه يبي زياده

فقام المدير ردله الجواب ثاني يوم وكل كلمه فيها كلمة no كاتبة بالحروف الكبيرة عشان يفهمه انه فهم الرساله ومايبي يعطيه زياده
فهمت حبوبو؟؟

شكرا يالعاشقة ما قصرتي والله
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والله ما ادري اضحك على الرساله الاولى والقصه نفسها

ولا على الرساله الاخيره وتوقيتها من m-eiden حق حبوب ونك عاشقه :rolleyes:
 

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Njdy قال:
يحيي العظام وهي رميم سبحانه.

هههههههههههه

القصه حلوه بس شلون طلعت من الارشيف:)
 
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